Wednesday, August 14, 2013

It's Britney Betch

Miss Britney Spears has definitely had her ups and downs. But the queen of pop is still the epitome of fabulous (in our opinion at least). This is Julia, and Britney is my homegirl. (We were both born in Mississippi how cool is that???!!!???) But in all seriousness you can apply Britney's music to all parts of your life! If you're stuck in some sticky situations, here's some advice via the queen. 

Breakups

Breakups suck. Whether you're the dumper or the dumped (that's a word right?) the whole situation just really…. well, sucks. This is probably the most basic situation where girls jam their headphones in to make themselves feel better. Instead of going only to Taylor Swift (who is actually perf for breakups but a girls gotta have some variety), mix some of these songs in your "Getting Over _____" playlist. You're welcome. http://i.imgur.com/hW65m.gif 

1. Stronger - This is definitely a fav. If your ex was a total jerk and you're glad to be rid of him, this is a fab song to sing in the shower.

2. Everytime - This song is great to listen to if you want to feel really sad. It's basically about missing someone… So on second thought maybe this is a terrible breakup song.

3. Shattered Glass - The classic "you cheated on me and I'm fabulous so you're going to miss me" song.


New Love

Awww warm fuzzies. There's this guy. He's super hot and you really like him, but you're not together. Yet. Here are some possible anthems.

1. Drop Dead (Beautiful) - My personal favorite.

2. Radar - Do ya know you're on my radar?

3. Break The Ice - :)



It's Complicated

Facebook is right when they say that "it's complicated" is a valid relationship status (only in real life though don't make it your fb status because that reeks of desperation). 

1. Sometimes - This guy is totally precious, but you're not quite sure if you're ready. You just want to take it slooowwww.  

2. Toxic - You're totally into him, but you know he's not right for you.

3. …Baby One More Time - Does he love me? Does he love me not? (BTW fav Britney song ever)


It's Love

So this is sort of basic but if you're looking for a song that "epitomizes" your relationship here are a few options.

1. (You Drive Me) Crazy - But in a good way...

2. Thinkin' About You - This may or may not be pathetic but hey! You're in love!

3. I'm A Slave 4 U - This also may not be the healthiest song ever, but if the shoe fits, wear it!


Girl Power

If this is just an "I hate men" kind of day (and girl we all have those), Brit has got you covered. 

1. Womanizer - I know exactly who you are

2. Oops!… I Did It Again - Sorry I'm so fabulous :)



I'm a Bad Ass

Similar to Girl Power, these songs make you feel like a serious BA.

1. Circus -  There's only two types of people in the world!

2. Me Against the Music - You get in the zone girlfriend

3. Piece of Me - No but seriously you don't want a piece of me.


Yayyy for Britney! What are you all time favorites of hers?

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